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Webcomics exist on the Internet in all kinds. Their art ranges from stick figures to wildly-varying styles, and their messages range from a simple laugh to thought-provoking concepts. Some are funny, some are dramatic, some just plain suck, and some are just awesome. These two webcomics are the very latter.

The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

Yes, that IS a ninja riding a dinosaur.

Born into a family of deadly ninja assassins, but filled with the desire to practice medicine, Dr. McNinja routinely deals with various crises in his hometown of Cumberland, Maryland, ranging from the illegal to the supernatural. Dr. McNinja constantly has to endure the ire of his parents, who believe that the art of killing people is far more important than the art of healing them. With a mustachioed Latino gunslinger kid named Gordito and his pet velociraptor Yoshi by the Doc’s side, he’s an unstoppable omnidisciplinary assassin with many issues to deal with, both in the past and the present. Numerous escapades include, but are not limited to: stopping the distribution of a drug that endows the user with ninja powers, exacting revenge on a crime boss, and meeting Count Dracula himself. One story arc connects to the next, resulting in an ever-growing saga for the practitioner of both life and death. Make sure to start at the very beginning. Updates Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

Axe Cop

Best battle cry ever.

One day, at the scene of a fire, a normal police cop found a fire axe. It was that day he decided to become Axe Cop, and dedicated his life to fight evil. Of course, he couldn’t do it alone, and so recruits a myriad of unique (and most likely insane) characters, including a fellow cop, a T-rex with rocket boosters and miniguns for arms, a genius, and a superhero whose arms are socks that he can throw like boomerangs. Axe Cop’s story is written by a five-year-old boy, and then illustrated by his 29-year-old brother. With a hook like that, you can already tell this comic’s going some crazy places. Axe Cop takes you into the mind of a kid, excited by action movies, horror movies, video games, and video game action horror movie graphic novels. In a typical Rule of Cool fashion, Axe Cop throws reality to the wind for the sake of pure entertainment. The comic’s schedule is somewhat irregular, but there are usually a few updates every week.

Highest Basic Attack damage in the game plus the large attack range he has, can equal quite the abomination I must say. It doesn’t seem like it’s supposed to work but it does. Zilean can even reach Nunu outside his ultimate. Here is what happened the first time we tried running an attack speed Zilean. See what you think. Also, forgive the constant snickers because it was obviously hilarious.

We have finally done it. Our crazy thirst for adventure and fortune led us to populate a wormhole. As of Laborday weekend a good majority of our people constructed several stations in a system in Unknown space. The system itself has negative affects to our drones but considering sleepers hate them we wouldn’t bring them for combat anyway. I wasn’t able to join my friends till yesterday morning around 1:30 AM Eastern time. We’ve only been here a short time and everything has been on the up & up.

The system is so eerie, every location protected by the alien’s we know as sleepers and their very presence keeps us all on edge. While preparing for my journey to join my friends I consulted our head of PVP in the corporation who also happens to be my good long time friend Dark Spartan. We go way back, from the battles on planet Sera, escaping City 17, and were even enrolled with the UNSC. To think we would one day leave the Citadel for Unknown space. I can only hope our dreams of profiting from this expedition come true and we don’t loose anyone to the sleepers or perhaps other Capsuleers. We already had a manticore come into the wormhole right after everyone was getting settled in but surely our defenders at the entrance destroyed him. I can only imagine this is a one way trip for some. I may be assigned to go in and out of the system because of my hauling specialties but others planned on staying permanently.

As the week goes on, more and more of our allies are expected to join us in the system. I can only hope no unlucky soul comes in without a blue flag, else he shall meet his end. We are a very friendly corporation but it would seem in this case we have a “No outsiders” policy strictly enforced. I suppose it is all necessary to ensure our miner’s safety and considering I lead a small fleet of miners I am grateful. Well I am off to assist my fellow Corp mates and Allies, may our efforts go unhindered.