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Dark Spartan796

I had to post this, I found it about an hour ago.

This Weighted Companion Cube is perfectly normal. It will not stab you, it cannot speak, so feel free to turn your back on it for more than a few seconds. If it you hear noises, then you’ve been doing too much Enrichment Center testing, and should stop running just for a few moments to take a rest.

P.S. OH GOD WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T TURN YOUR BACK ON IT, IT’LL STALK YOU AND FUCKING KILL YOU